"Here is a pirate joke to tickle your funny bone...."

The pirate joke

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"Shiver me timbers, what do you mean? me hearty", said the pirate, "I feel fine."

Bartender, "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

Pirate, "Well, we were in a battle and a cannon ball took it clean off, but I'm fine now."

Bartender, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

Pirate, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.

" Bartender "What about that eye patch?"

Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in me eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you could lose an eye just from bird poop?"

Pirate, "Aarrgghh! It was me first day with the hook."


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